This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

The act of dunking your balls in a burning hot mug of tea, usually accidentally, sitting on a friends sofa, in trackies.

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

“DONT BE A RICH TEA BE A HOBNOB”

The average old white man who touches himself until he hardens at the sight of a young females toes preferably painted black, blue or red.