During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee
Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue
by Swaggett October 29, 2013
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During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate
"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"
by Bob Dylab April 07, 2016
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