Buying tons of Holiday items(Mostly Food)to enjoy after the holidays are over. This does not only apply to Christmas, but any other commercialized holiday.
"Mom just went shopping, and she is definately going to be holiday hoarding some Christmas cookies. We're gonna end up eating them until mid-July.
by Your Moms Man November 28, 2010
When you have way too many icons on your dock on a Mac computer. When you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can't decide which shortcut to delete.
Leonard: Dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. You have way too many down there.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.
by Leonard69 January 16, 2011
A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.
Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.
Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.
The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.
Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.
Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.
The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.
job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "
young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"
job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "
young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"
job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "
by p5150 December 25, 2009
Stealing food from a love interest,
Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying
Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory
And steals nourishment from loved ones
Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying
Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory
And steals nourishment from loved ones
by KmLK philosopher January 06, 2018
Someone who orders coffee and sandwich's for four at the drive through and takes a lot of time, driving everyone in the line crazy.
by David Lawrence Bentley August 20, 2007
When someone (usually speaking for or about a religion) claims that their beliefs are the one and only truth. While they may not directly impress their beliefs on others, they speak of their beliefs as if it is not possible that the literally thousands of other belief structures out there could be a correct one.
"The only truth in this world is that Christ is the one true savior"
"Hey man, no one knows which religion is right or wrong in the end, not even you, so quit truth hoarding"
"Hey man, no one knows which religion is right or wrong in the end, not even you, so quit truth hoarding"
by JGII July 08, 2009
Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag
Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.
by imthatawesome September 28, 2010