A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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The act of diving into someone's hoard. Usually for fun or profit.

Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.
Pedro went hoard diving in Valencia and found a dead cat and some movie posters from 1981.

Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.
by dconder July 28, 2011
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- Individuals who collect bottles in night clubs or bars (Hoarders).
- Women who spend their time around men who buy them alcohol (Similar to a bottle whore)
-A non explicit way of saying "Bottle Whore"
She's such a bottle Hoard
Look at those bottle Hoards
by JohnGarry July 07, 2019
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Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.
Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding
by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013
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Noun. The bunch of food, water and stuff that doesnt go bad and paper products that you hoarded so that your ready for a shut down... oh sorry bro excuse my covid hoard... last time I went to the store I could only get 1 pack of water but I got a shit ton of cereal and chips.
Yo dont worry about my covid hoard in the side room. I dont wanna run out of cereal or water again!
by Jokester72 September 26, 2020
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A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.
I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders
They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.
by Capt_Quint June 05, 2019
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