When something is rotten nearly to the point that it is un-recognizable.
We left some maggots in the car on our fishing trip, when we found them 7 weeks later they were hoached!

That slut I screwed last weeks hoached moot nearly made me chunder.
by T-bomba November 16, 2010
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A metaphorical bus full of hot females.
"Looks like the hoach coach pulled in tonight"

"Two tickets for the hoach coach!"
by VitaminB September 24, 2009
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When someone is in your (hoaching) face and they say something silly
when on playstation and you talk about a meme a friend may say "Get out my hoaching face"
by Riverkun December 05, 2017
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