a type of asian monkey often found in suburban north america attempting to blend in as a cuacasian person sort of like a twinkie

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

One of a variety of Asian monkeys that have taken up home in North America. Most often found in New York suburbs that are not as cool as Chelsea and in western Massachusetts. These monkeys frequently become inebriated choosing a life of drinking over romantic interests.