hoed means to be insulted by a person either playfully or maliciously. hoed and joed are the same thing hoed is what you say around your friends, joed is what you say around a tattle-telling adult...at least in my hood
tracy said you smell like open booty. she hoed you
by liz kindle February 28, 2004
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A lazy feeling or impatience towards a specific task or activity.

"Hos" = a combination of patience, energy, and will.
1)
(thinking about a project)
"I have no hos for this."

2)
-"Do you want to go to tonight's frat party?"
-"no hos"
by davoood December 04, 2011
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Noun. As in to get or receive, it is the removal of someone from your life or getting fired just at Christmas time...
Sally knew Christmas was the season of giving so she finally decided to give her boyfriend Paul the heave ho ho ho.
by sheila in the car December 02, 2012
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How Santa relaxes in his garden during the "off season".
1) Nothing Santa likes better than a row of Yukon Gold potatoes he can ho ho ho.
2) Santa's zucchini patch has become a tough row to ho ho ho!
3) Unless Santa is raising only "iceberg" lettuce, we can't really be sure WHERE he chooses to ho ho ho his garden.
by Kindly Wise December 24, 2005
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The common name of the H1N1 virus, aka swine flu, aka pig flu. Derived from H O(ne) N O(ne) and necessary because H1N1 never caught on and pig or swine flu is unfair to the pork industry.
by Jurv September 24, 2009
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slang for hoes!
dem bitches are hos....they calling for some bootie
by ma*ba*ja*ham*ba June 22, 2004
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