Urban Dictionary: hmp

he hmp earlier, but i'm not fuckin wit him right now

by bmore-ryder July 03, 2011

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Hold My Potatoes

Hey Jess could you hmp?

by iceman90210 August 19, 2013

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hold my poodle.

Here. hmp.

by harhar1991 April 16, 2011

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Yo gurl hmp, i know you want too

by hmugirl July 12, 2011

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Acronym for: Humping My Pillow

when someone is pushed to extreme boredom and has no one around to please them...

Yo so bored... hmp.

by HMP_ALL_DAY69 April 24, 2011

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Hit my pussy; say when ur horny but wanna be petty to “him”

Someone hmp tonight

by Dr.dickel March 24, 2020

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help me please

help me please is usally used pretty much... if u need help
and some people could use it as a trick

logo405: dude, this kid is gonna beat me up! hmp!
lilcritter42: ok

by kevin =) February 10, 2008

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