Person#1: “bro this girl is HOT”
Person#2: “Say something to her”
Person#1: “what should I say?”
Person#2: “bro....tell her she’s hot like wasabi” (😂)
Person#1: “hlwww”
Girl: Are you Asian?
Person#1: Yes.

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

Some people have concerns about the amount of HLW produced in power plants, but they should be more concerned with the high concentrations of lead in solar panels instead.

Harry: Hey Bro, is it OK if I stare at your H.L.W. and try to hit on her?

Duke: Go for it man! That's what I married her for! Thanks for the indirect compliment my horny friend:)