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What? You used my lipstick? HJF
What do you mean you don't like the way my underwear chafes? HJF
HJF. Why are making jokes about skull fucking my dead grandma?
HJF, no, you didn't...
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
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