acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.
"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."
by Darrius August 31, 2004
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces
by Kristine August 2, 2004
A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.
She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.
by Charlie March 24, 2005
A HAND JOB IS STILL A JOB.
i was born in the money shot, load upon my brow, i frown looking keenly throughout thy name.
i was born in the money shot, load upon my brow, i frown looking keenly throughout thy name.
by James Thurmus September 26, 2003
intials for the phrase 'hoof job' a decadent act centaurs frequently engage in, often exchanged for some goods or another service
by Some Centaurs Saw a Saucer April 22, 2004