Short for Human Immunodefeciency Virus. An STD that is contracted through sexual intercourse (especially anal and sex without a condom), exchanging of bodily fluids, or, in the case of the especially unfortunate, by birth. HIV can progress into the disease known as AIDS where the immune system is gradually weakened until the point where an ordinary cold can kill you, though this usually takes years. Symptoms of HIV include nausea and high fever, cramps and joint pain, diarrhoea, and rapid weight loss. It is widely accepted that HIV originated somewhere in Sub-saharan Africa though the exact means that it was created remain mostly unknown. In the US, young gay and bisexual black men are more likely to catch the disease than any other demographic.
Sean was horrified to learn that he had gotten HIV from having unprotected sex with Jessica.
by Robjef622 May 09, 2017
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Hiv is a Sexual Transmitted Disease
You have Hiv
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When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.
The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.
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What yo Momma bequeathed to me whence we engaged in intercourse of the Sexual variety
Guy: Awe damn last night me and this chick hooked up and i went to the doctor this morning and my results came up positive #HIV
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