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When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".
Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
by thefoldrock January 09, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018