A baddie. Periodt.💅🏻
Mandy: “Oh my god do you know who Hisoka is?”
Tarqeese: “Of course. He is SUCH a baddie!”
by resolved-sponge September 03, 2020
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sexually active thick thighs looking ass clown who gets his bungees gummed over children
leOreo: who took the child
hisoka: me

gon: halp

hotel: trivago
by bungeegumhoe October 26, 2020
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dad. hisoka is my daddy. i will scream his name when we fuck. i dont give a fuck if you aren't hisoka. im going to moan like you are.
"wow! is that hisoka? damn i didn't know his cock was 4 feet?! i hope i can handle that for you."
by hisokasleftnut November 10, 2020
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A religion in which we worship our sexy God Hisoka the magician. We use emojis such as ⭐️—_—💧and/or ⭐️👁👄👁💧. We say “💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪has🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬✨“ to send blessings.
Karsen “Hey can you pray for our meal?”
Marlie “Sure! Heavenly Father, Hisoka, please bless this mea-“
Karsen “Who is that?!”
Marlie “Oh sorry I forgot to tell you, I’m apart of Hisokaism, which means I worship and pray to Hisoka!”
Karsen “Get out of my house”
by Marlie Thibodaux October 30, 2020
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Hisoka Morrow a.k.a Hisoka The Magician a.k.a number 44.
He is a character in a very popular anime/manga series know as Hunter X Hunter. He is attracted to fighters and repeatedly interacts with another character named Gon.

(SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT)
He is also number 4 in the phantom troupe and only takes the Hunter Exam to kill people without being arrested.

Not to mention, he is hot asf with his hair down. 👀
Hisoka is the most perverted f**** character in that anime.

Hisoka is a cool character.

Bungee Gum Has The Properties Of Rubber And Gum 💧⭐
by Hisoka's Guard Human ⭐💧 September 25, 2020
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A religion is which you worship Hisoka.
“My religion? Hisokaism! I worship Hisoka’s big sexy horse cock everyday!”
by baldgirlfromhell November 02, 2020
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my finger-licking, bootylicious, power-horny, carved by the gods, 6foot2 husband with a 6.6inch firm veiny meaty palpitating missile.
Everytime hisoka smirks, my other lips start beat boxing.
or
Hisoka: Hello
Me: yes daddy I will wash your lovely feet with my saliva and worship your hot sexy pepper toes mm yummy pls let me keep your toenails as my nose I would do anything for you, snatched waist perfect face breathtaking valentine red hair mesmerising golden orbs eyes sharp as hell jawline (which could slit my throat and I would beg him to do it again) 10 hot fresh loaves of abs mamacita thighs (which can crush my head but I would literally insert myself there just to get close to him) muscular shiny arms and thicc ass fuck buttcheeks so firm and round he could clap his cheeks together and there would be an earthquake cuz he rocked my world.)
by hisokafatbuns November 28, 2020
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