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Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.
Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen!

Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.

Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!
by ACD8K November 20, 2011
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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n. A hipster who is especially pretentious. Typically does not wear makeup, wears clothes that do not match/fit, and listens to extremely obscure music. Derogatory connotation.
Damn, that girl's such a hipstershit; she listens to bands that don't even exist yet!
by Kristina L. April 22, 2008
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When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.
“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*
by Keht October 08, 2018
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