fred: jake has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
mary: OH THE IRONY
fred: i'm serious.
mary: Omg he does?
fred: yep

-"doctor i have that fear... of long words."
"whats the name of it"
"umm-m-m: hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
" - Uhg GOD"

Ben is a sufferer of a mild form of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is scary business, especially as it's so long.

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is ironic since it means 'the fear of big words' but is the biggest word I know of.

Luke: So, I heard that Ellie has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Wilfred: Yep, it's true.

Luke: Then I guess I won't be saying alligator, helicopter, caterpillar, watermelon, or macaroni around her.

Bill: Did you know you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
Jim: Fuck you too