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Brushing your teeth while in the shower can be considered a hiltes activity; its multitasking but you might spit toothpaste on your feet.
by Danderliz December 19, 2010
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Hilted: When the Paparazzi expose us to yet another photo of Paris Hilton vag. Can be used to refer to any celeb. (ie) Lohan, Spears.
" I was surfing the web today and got hilted by Lohans pussy again"
by TehS4rge July 10, 2009
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The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections
They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting
by No puttz January 24, 2015
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The act of two or more males holding their junk by the hilts and sword-fighting using their dicks, often to duel for a woman's affections. (Dick must be erect to participate in hilt jousting)
The men decided to see who would win the fair maiden's heart by hilt jousting.
by OMGgirlomg222 January 24, 2015
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Orgasm that occurs when placing the penis as far into the vagina as possible. Quite popular among computer science majors, as "algorithms" is just an anagram for it.
Marie didn't finish her homework for algorithms because she was busy getting some extra help along with a hilt orgasm or two.
by tedium April 28, 2005
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The act of a woman searching for a satisfactory hilt to fuck. A woman in search of a man who's hilt she might enjoy
After her break up, she decided to boost her self esteem and go hilt hunting
by No puttz January 27, 2015
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