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short for hilarious.

Best used in abnormally shortened sentences.
not me: "So, at this office they offered me a soda, but I couldn't find an apprope time to drink it during the interview...
...and then I tried to get up, but tripped and started rolling down the stairs... I held onto my soda the whole time, so when I got up I had soda fizzing down my face!!"
me: "Hilare."
by julie bing February 17, 2005
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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When something is really funny but not quite funny enough to actually finish the word hilarious!
Todays urbandictionary.com Word of the Day is hilare!
by Melizssy August 14, 2010
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internet slang for fucking funny (hilarious)
usually used sarcastically
or in a sarcastic tone but they still think its actually funny
girl: she was cute tho
girl: 2nd prettiest gal there
girl: next to me of course duh
guy: HAR HAR HAR
guy: hilares
by WINGWANGWONG July 07, 2010
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