Eventually in high school youll meet a group of marvelous douchebags who all want to do the same thing- party. This includes only drinking and smoking pot for about the whole night and just being a useless shitheap. Not only that, but all these high school partygoers hook up with the dirtiest and easiest school whorebags and go around school saying, " Yo bro, I get so much ass.", when reality, they only get the sloppy seconds of some hoe and call all of this a party.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.