A Christian school in High Point, North Carolina that is filled with a bunch of socially awkward white people. A great way to guarantee that your child will remain a virgin for life and get bullied in college. Many of the students are social rejects or people who were expelled from Wesleyan Christian Academy. HPCA tries to be better than Wesleyan at soccer, basketball, and baseball, but they're not. The only place that they are superior to Wesleyan in is football because Wesleyan doesn't have a football team, but Wesleyan would still beat them at that too.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.