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When you and your partner play hide and go seek, but when you find the person you have sex where you found your partner.
Dude I totally played hide and go fuck on the Liberty senior stage with my girlfriend last night.
by Leekie (lol) August 08, 2009
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.
"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."
by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015
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When you use a glow in the dark condom while fucking, which makes your dick 'hide and seek'.
Jeniifer told me to wear the glow in the dark condom, it was like playing hide and go fuck.
by c.neely June 23, 2008
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