Urban Dictionary: hide and fuck

Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.

Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!

by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009

When you and your partner play hide and go seek, but when you find the person you have sex where you found your partner.

Dude I totally played hide and go fuck on the Liberty senior stage with my girlfriend last night.

by Leekie (lol) August 08, 2009

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015

When you use a glow in the dark condom while fucking, which makes your dick 'hide and seek'.

Jeniifer told me to wear the glow in the dark condom, it was like playing hide and go fuck.

by c.neely June 23, 2008

leave me alone ... leave the room

to go and complete a useless task

your lil sis is annoying me! tell her to go outside and paly hide and go fuck herself!

A derogatory term used when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you want them to leave.

Kris - "Hey dickweed"
Ash - "Kris...why dont you go and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself."

by HACH November 30, 2006

a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.

Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Nick D February 27, 2003