the way spanish people say jesus

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Phrase used when you are experiencing the need to tell the person you're with to "chill out" or "calm yourself."

The slang term that Hispanics use when they mean Jesus. See Yeshua.

What one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient Greek God of sky and thunder.
Some also say Heyzeus is a type of substance.
Others say Heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. I don't believe them.

Heyzeus is an adjective used to describe any exclamatory/shocking or alarmingly disturbing situation the speaker finds themselves in. Heyzeus is derived from the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus, "hey-zeus" and is used instead of "Jesus!". Was created by the great word inventor Stewart "Nauta" Patterson

Another word for cheese.