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The process of purposely surprising your partner with anal sex while conducting vaginal sex in the “doggie style” position, without her consent.
I gave my girlfriend the hey-slipher last night, and she ran out of the room with a bloody pink sock.
by lostinthesauce January 14, 2011
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015