The tenant downstairs told my mother that I was cat calling women on the street by yelling "hey hubba bubba"

My mother told my doctor and the doctor upped my dosage.

There's a dog down the street named Bubba and all I did was yell "Hey Bubba" as the dog walked with its owner.

I've pet the dog off and on for 16 years.

old dog!

Conclusion: cat call a woman hey hubba bubba like you cat call a dog named Bubba - get the same results.

You're all stupid people and I hate you.