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1. Slang for small penis with very bushy pubic region.
2. Deformed object with human related traits.
3. Known to be a last name commonly represented as a pedophile behind the person with the name (usually known as Paul).
2. Deformed object with human related traits.
3. Known to be a last name commonly represented as a pedophile behind the person with the name (usually known as Paul).
1. "I went on a blind date and at the end of the night, we were about to have sex and I looked down and noticed he had a hewtnaughter!"
2. "I was looking at a a pornographic magazine and noticed a hewtnaughter on page 69."
3. "Did you see that man in the news for child molestation?
Yes! I believe his name was Paul hewtnaughter
2. "I was looking at a a pornographic magazine and noticed a hewtnaughter on page 69."
3. "Did you see that man in the news for child molestation?
Yes! I believe his name was Paul hewtnaughter
by Anonymous235364 January 25, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018