When a strapping young lad comes to find himself sad, he reflects on his desires he may find himself in mires. The decrepit land makes him sweat from his gland. He pined and pined but to no avail, for he was male. He could not sway this limp bitch, she will not fulfill his jock itch. Sad and soulless she is worse than a sloth, the boy must clean himself with a cloth.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.