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Someone who is only attracted to the opposite sex, except when individuals have amazing abs.
All genders can be heterabsexual.
It is common for heterabsexuality to develop later in life, particular after exposure to certain types of abs. Further research is required to understand this sexual orientation more fully.
All genders can be heterabsexual.
It is common for heterabsexuality to develop later in life, particular after exposure to certain types of abs. Further research is required to understand this sexual orientation more fully.
Steve: “Hey man, I thought you liked girls.”
Bill: “I used to only be into girls, but after I met James and saw his abs, I realized I was actually heterabsexual.”
Steve: “Right on, dude.”
Bill: “I used to only be into girls, but after I met James and saw his abs, I realized I was actually heterabsexual.”
Steve: “Right on, dude.”
by ragslah December 01, 2020
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020