n. a suave individual, well mannered
Wow, Hess is looking like a pimp tonight... Wait, he looks like a pimp every night.
by J. M. Stacy May 01, 2005
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A cool skin/pot head in cargo pants and t-shirt. A hess is known to consume a lots of weed and alchohol in abusive (near to coma/deadly) amounts. The usage of these substances by a hess is mostly done in a kitchen. To refer to this activity they use the name "CoughingKitchen" (Kcina Tisol).....
Look that guy is a hess you can tell by what he is smoking. ("Il qadsa l'Madonna hess kemm int imkisser ?") Yesterday the hess slept on the sidewalk" "Il lostja il hess haga wahda ma bankina ilejla"
by Ix-Xitan September 05, 2009
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1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite

(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)
1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"

2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.
by GxP December 03, 2004
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hess - his/her (experemental)
gender-neutral way to say his or her.
example: "hess ideas were complete mess, but hess still liked them because hess likes hess."
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Secret cult of masked people also known as the hooded ones, early Germanic ancestry.
"Same pronunciation as Hess"
by Rahn1416 March 01, 2017
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