Hesis is a term used to refer to an outlandish theory or highpothesis made while high on marijuana. These theories tend to be conspiratorial in nature and tend to occur during an attack of paranoia.
Dude what happened last nigh I don't remember anything but I found some scribblings on the table about interdimentional child molesters, did I have a hesis?
by NihiliSlav April 21, 2017
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Racing on the highway switching lane to lane at a high rate of speed through thick traffic
I just got a new BMW, I’m about to go no hesi on the highways
by NoHesi October 17, 2020
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If you want something in life, GO GET IT! No hesitation, NO HESI!
Hi, I finally want to sign up for gym membership. No Hesi
by RnK-_- March 04, 2018
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Stands for unstoppable at fortnite, usually drops big billy.
“HEY, Hesy! We are dropping Big Billy baby let’s go!
by VBillehhh March 21, 2018
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Sometimes the hesi tween can complicate a friendship.

The hesiest of all tweens
by KruolLife May 26, 2020
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