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hair that is long, thin, greasy, and can be assimilated with poor hygiene.
Rick: Dude!! Did you see that guys hair!? It was so nasty!
Steve: That's some straight up herpy hair! He needs to take a shower!
by D-R0K August 21, 2011
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