What my wife has won prizes for at the local flower show.

Herpes simplex 2 is the type that are on your gential area. People who have this are usually also the type that may have Percy disease (genital warts)

A sexually transferred disease.

a single herpes virus. If you are infected with a single herpes virus, that means you don't have herpes. You just have a herpe.

Another term for herpes, most likely contracted through sex with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.

A headset microphone. Specifically, any in-the-ear or ear-bud style communication device.

The action of getting herpes in the past tense. Super gross and should be avoided all costs.