Her/py/He/than; Herpe Heathen-- Just like any other offensive name, a Herpe Heathen is a name often referred to a very well "Bitchy" person. Which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it.
Jessica- "Wow! you are such a queer."
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"
Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"
Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.
by Shloopz January 04, 2017
Person A: "Um, so can I crash at your place tonight?"
Person B: "What's wrong with yours?"
Person A: "My skank-ass roommate is going to be getting a dick rammed into her herpe hole"
Person B: "What's wrong with yours?"
Person A: "My skank-ass roommate is going to be getting a dick rammed into her herpe hole"
by duchess of bong hits April 05, 2011
by Rick O' Shea May 12, 2018
One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...
by wodiespodie May 18, 2016
by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019
Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"
Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."
Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."
Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
by dinkydew January 12, 2012
Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.
Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto April 19, 2012

