A LIFE SENTENCE for inoccent people
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.
by willismagee August 29, 2007
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"When I was first diagnosed with genital herpes -- an incurable, lifelong sexually transmitted disease -- I felt like I had been given a death sentence. The initial pain from the genital herpes outbreak (which included bleeding sores and genital lesions) was overwhelming and overbearing." - Gina's Story
by RASHole May 26, 2004
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Virus that affects either the genitilla or the Mouth. Usually visible in the mouth by red sores on the gums or lips. With the lips it is Simplex 1, if it affects the genitillia as well it is simplex 2. On a vagina it looks like red sores and on a penis its red sores pretty well everywhere.
by Brohan September 06, 2004
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those nasty red sores or crusty lookin red bumps near the mouth. nasty as hell. cold sores.
dont kiss him he got herpes yuck
by big bear February 25, 2005
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Really painful std. No cure. Blisters. Pustules. Can be transferred from LIPS to ASS people. Herpes simplex can transfer from mouth to genitals and vice versa. OOOU! Good reason to wear a condom! Need to be on outbreak to be diagnosed! Please help find a cure.
"No glove no love!"
"Vasaline takes my pain away!"
"It buuuurns! OMFG It buuuuurns!"
"Ptsd and herpes! What a fucken asshole you are!"
"Sentenced to a life of pain."
by Sir Assburnalot October 27, 2008
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A possibly more appealing name to the company AIG, which so effectively fucked people over, much like the disease.
Bob: Man, herpes is costing me a lot of dough!

John: Is that because you're inflamed or because you invested with them?

Bob: A little bit of both actually.
by BigDongJuan March 27, 2009
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the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.
"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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