As if ebola and aids were not enough, now throw herpes into the mix. This strain of Ebolaids is commonly airborne and results in nearly instant genital warts. Anyone standing within 20 feet of one infected with Herpebolaids is liable to get the disease as well, and it is contagious almost instantly. The average time taken to die from Herpebolaids can range from a day to 3 weeks, truly a devestating disease.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.