A hermit nerd prefers to work alone, being to social is exhausting, and thrives on independent projects. Enjoys reading, doing research, and mentally stimulated by others intellect.
The research associate is the perfect job for a hermit nerd he loves to work alone and prefers soltitude.
by Hermit nerd November 19, 2018
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While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell
I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out
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Verb for the word Hermit,
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment
This girl is hermitting today because of the weather.
by Hermitt badger September 25, 2015
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A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).
Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
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An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.
Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
by vitalshot June 23, 2011
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A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
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