To become a Snow Hermit one must obtain a medium size kiddie pool and a very large group of men. While sitting in the center of the pool, multiple men will form a tight ring around the perimeter and ejaculate onto the aspiring Snow Hermit resulting in the run off collecting at the bottom. The goal is to have enough men to provide at least 3 inches of sperm in the pool allowing for the Snow Hermit to splash around in gallons of fresh cum.
"That guy is a Snow Hermit"
by Gnudds March 30, 2017
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verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
by hermitkraber December 08, 2014
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A person living in seclusion that relies on Jizz for nourishment.
"Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?"


(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."
by Mangoe's January 16, 2009
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A person who is a hermit but lives in town or a city. One who doesn't socialize with people, except when they have to. One who prefers to be alone as much as possible. One who conciders a crowd to be, three or more people at one place. One that absolutly avoids crowds, even if it means missing out on something that they would like to do.
A urban hermit is one who only goes to work, goes to as few as possible stores for food & supplies & only uses drive-up windows at fast food chains.
Other than what's listed above, the UH stays home as much as possible.
The UH may also seek employment that is a one person job where they can work alone.
by CHL47 July 12, 2009
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When an individual has lunch by themselves in their car in the parking lot rather than eat with others in the cafeteria or lunchroom.
I saw Rob taking a hermit lunch in the parking lot again today, is he afraid of people or something?
by Hawkeye30 July 24, 2008
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Some weird vines that come out of an old guy's arm
Mr Joestar! Use your Hermit Purple!
by grease_of_sandwich September 08, 2020
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