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You see that guy over there walking like penguin who looks like the universe beat the shit of him, yeah, he’s definitely hermified.
by Panthera7 December 18, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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when you have had a long night and wake up late the next morning and look like complete trash and do not want to go anywhere with your friends or meet them anywhere to hang out so you stay at home all day in sweatpants and a comfy t-shirt
Lack of effort to come out of the house hermified I will not meet you anywhere I have become hermified.
by stanyfran June 01, 2009