Fred: Yo, Ted! I haven't seen Cheryl in ages. What the heck happened to her?
Ted: I don't know. She totally got into Warcraft and now she seems to have turned into a hermaphrogeek. I can't tell if she's still a girl or not.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”