a village where people are so dumb that they don't even know which war was fought where they live.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

a small town in upstate new york that has nothing exciting or fun. its pretty lame.

a place where nothiiiing exciting EVER happens, except the civil war. forever ago.
the only things to do are go to walmart and coffee bar(bongos place).
the only way you would ever like it here is if youre a civil war buff or drug addict, and even then probably not.
the winters too cold and the summers too hot, just like natale stranges.