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An insult of the highest quality, used to describe a person so disgusting that a single touch from them could spread a whole basketful of STIs .

Popular variations include "hepatitic wanker" and "hepatitic wazzok".
You seen that Frankie Cocozza on the Xfactor? He is a right hepatitic fuck.
by AnyonrButFrankie October 30, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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