A manipulative, overweight Asian man masquerading as "one of the good guys" but is secretly just looking for a pixie dust snorting whore to ride on his tiny dick. He is notorious for taking girly bubble baths.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A small, angry, arrogant Asian man who defines himself by what he owns instead of the relationships he nurtures. While he looks good on paper, he is notorious for putting himself above all others at any cost. Once his true nature is revealed, those around him seek distance with the knowing that he is incapable of love and authenticity.

1. the act of procrastinating to the point where you start after time ends so you're technically not even late
2. a weird dude who hoes himself out for keyboards