luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
-shakesphere
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Jack Hemmings is my dADDY!-and Luke Hemmings (from the band 5 Seconds of summer ) brother.
Jack hemmings is the hotter and better brother.

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."

luke hemmings is a aussie in a band called 5 seconds of summer, along with 3 of his best friends. he is also very hot and a lady mans. -linds💞

A command; variant of shut up in response to someone else's cut down or rude remark.

a sexy job done on juicy hemorrhoids at the peak of their ripeness, usually with the mouth, with or without teeth. Professional hem-jobbers can balance the task of sucking without bursting the hemorrhoid, while the inexperienced unluckily end up with mouths full of blood and feces.

N) 1 a: The state of an ass after it has been hemmed to remove excessive length. This is a highly desirable type of surgery for a woman who owns an ass that is elongated through either some natural or unnatural phenomenon. These phenomenons might include, but are in no means limited to multiple violent childbirth, a long hard life in the Southern United States, biological damage due to the wanton consumption of overly fatty foods, and long term exposure to an architecture office.