a female who eats oatmeal raisin cookies and sleeps at 8 PM on days that end in Y. Resembles your grandmother, inside and out. sucks dick for good grades. genuine person tho.
Is also a victim to LBS (Little Bitch Syndrome).
helvin really went far and beyond her esophagus to get an A in accounting, and yet still failed the class. Head trash.

I feel like a helvin so I'm sorry I cant come bar crawling tonight.
by sawaaaaaheezy April 17, 2019
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The ship name of the cutest couple in the world.
Friend: Which power couple is the cutest?
Me: Of course its Helvin
by .......a...... March 31, 2019
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