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A dog that some use in hog hunting that

1: Is only there cause they dont have dogs that know what they are doing at the bay.
2: Could not find a hog on its own even if one was up its ass
3: is a useless shit eating cull that should not be sold much less fed
That helpdog cant do a damn thing but be a shiteater and ride in the truck. That boy needs some real hogdogs.
by Instagator January 13, 2015
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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