i have been trapped in urban dictionary
i am running out of fresh water and i will most likely be dead by morning
send help asap

on the bright side im learning some new words

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

if you looked this up, you've probably already seen the top definition from PintoBean2003. Why does everyone think he's joking? we have to help him he's not joking. Have we heard from him recently? Is he even still alive? Or are the secret overlords of the urban dictionary silencing us. If so, why? If you're voting, let this word in, please. And if you see it in the dictionary, the overlords must have overlooked this. We gotta help him

Something that a lot of us need but most of us don't/ can't get.

we all need it

I'm in a basement, help.

What desperate wives and mothers type into their search engine at 1 AM.