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1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.
1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*
by |B|ana|N|a December 06, 2004
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
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A phrase said when a robot-computer-android man needs assistance.
I don't know much about computers other than the one I got in my house and my mom put a couple games on it...
*Computer garble*
by Gamblor October 23, 2004
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