by G from B April 16, 2008
(verb): To insert one's head into a sex partner's anus, as if wearing them like a helmet. Requires surgical removal of the receiver's sphincter.
Bob was not happy to learn he would have to wear adult diapers for the rest of his life following the procedure that would allow Janice to helmet him.
by C. U. Farley May 22, 2008
A heavy metal band. They used to rock, but now they suck.
Haven't you all noticed that they sound different? Page Hamilton sings different, too. They sound like poppy mainstream crap now. They don't even sound metal anymore. It's not even Helmet without Henry Bogdan, Peter Mengede and John Stanier. Mr. Hamilton should just retire.
Haven't you all noticed that they sound different? Page Hamilton sings different, too. They sound like poppy mainstream crap now. They don't even sound metal anymore. It's not even Helmet without Henry Bogdan, Peter Mengede and John Stanier. Mr. Hamilton should just retire.
by not found [Error 404] September 23, 2007
hel·met
hell-meht noun
A means to describe someone's intelligence referring to a mentally unstable person. One who wears a helmet to protect them from injuring themselves because they cannot function for on their own. Can also be known as slang.
hell-meht noun
A means to describe someone's intelligence referring to a mentally unstable person. One who wears a helmet to protect them from injuring themselves because they cannot function for on their own. Can also be known as slang.
1)
A-"I heard Greg got a 39% on that test last class"
B-"What a helmet!"
2)
A-"Hey you f***ing helmet"
A-"I heard Greg got a 39% on that test last class"
B-"What a helmet!"
2)
A-"Hey you f***ing helmet"
by Ayy Fawn September 28, 2011
by Niceemcee January 19, 2004
As a Steeler fan, I'm breathing a sigh of relief to know that Ben is ok, but if he would have worn a damn helmet, he wouldn't have so many facial injuries
by Ben's Helmets June 21, 2006
by spunkjordan June 05, 2016