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Hej is the swedish word for "hello" or "hi".
Hej Mia! Hur är det?
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1. A cute, alternative way of saying "hedgehog," similarly to how "doggo" is used in place of "dog."

2. "Hello" or "hi" in Swedish.
1. Billy: Look at this cute hej.
Samantha: It's adorable!

2. Lucas: Hej där. (Hello there.)
Liam: Hej Lucas, hur mår du? (Hi Lucas, how are you?)
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The danish word for Hello. Denmark is in the northern part of Europe, and if you dont know where it is... LOOK IT UP YOU PRICK...
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The fakenick NyaR often uses in pubs
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