heir aura

(n.) a personality that conveys significant trust fund assets.

Heir auras cluster at parties to observe each other with their heads tilted upwards at 3°-angles. Luscious flowing hair, a relaxed stare and a tan from St. Belvedere are common traits among heir auras. Appear to be on vacation at all times of the year.

In his sleep, the heir aura muttered "my father's wealth is hefty” and spooned a family heirloom.

by nolandc September 16, 2019